Friday, June 15, 2012
Let's join PAS, they can defer your death!
Among the benefits I would enjoy as a PAS member are:
1. No matter how much I have sinned, I will straight away go to heaven when I die.
2. My Islam is much better than that of those in Umno and other parts of the world.
3. I can postpone or defer my haj pilgrimage for the sake of politics.
4. I can also defer my solat to help my party leaders in their political campaigns.
5. I can defer visiting the sick or dead as PAS' politics is above everything.
6. I can defer my Friday prayer to next week or next month in the name of politics.
7. I can also ask God to defer my death until my party wins the next general election.
8. I am free to support Bersih as long as Pakatan Rakyat wins the national poll.
9. I can issue any fatwa to protect my party and to woo more support.
10. I can sit and mix freely with those who want to tear the country apart in the name of 'jihad'.
11. I am allowed to sell Malay lands in Kelantan to the non-Malays via a convert.
12. I don't mind the country plunges into turmoil and bloodshed as long as PAS rules.
13. In Pakatan, actually PAS is the dominant party, so DAP and PKR must shut up!
14. We will implement 'hudud'. Doesn't matter if DAP rejects it.
15. I don't have to to worry about anything; God will safe us all in the party.
There are more. You readers should think about it.
So, come on buddies! Let's join PAS today!