Pakatan Rakyat leaders will convene today to find an amicable solution to their infighting over hudud and other boiling issues. The chairperson will be none other than Anwar Ibrahim, whose PKR is caught in between.
At the height of our guessing game, the nation can expect just this:
Nik Aziz - no hudud (for the time being...) PR needs to win the next general poll first... PAS will bring it up again once a PR govt is formed. I will teach DAP a good lesson if PAS gets more seats this this around.
Guan Eng - sorry folks! No apology for making 'running-down-Johor' statements (here). What the heck. I will stick to my own standpoint. Did I really say it? You guys misreported me... I am not going to Johor either...also, no explanations (here)
Kit Siang - (to his son) you scored on making headlines about threatening to resign en mass. The media love it, so are the pro-BN bloggers. Don't worry, we will keep Penang, no need for you to go back to Malacca (Ali is not easy to handle). Gerakan is dying in Penang, so is the MCA. Now you can go on patronising the Malays.
Anwar - Enough is enough. Let's compromise to attain our objective of taking over Putrajaya. I got so many video issues to attend. So, please don't add to my headache!
Karpal - jangan main sama saya!
Mat Sabu - it's OK Guan Eng. I was in Bukit Kepong. No hudud there, except the communist. They are worse than hudud, they severe your hands with a hand grenade.
Hadi - betul ke Mat Sabu ni? Macam nak sabotaj PAS je...
You don't believe aarrr??? Just wait!